Fudge: A Minotaur's Lament is by strangephantasm
Canon Status: Canon
- A burly lumberjack/navy veteran is transported to Equestria where he becomes a large musclebound green minotaur. After encountering Lily they head to Ponyville but are forced to make a detour downriver after an Ursa Major destroys the path. Their riverboat is attacked by diamond dogs and they are enslaved by Boxer, the alpha of Deep Rock Warren. After freeing Octavia from the mines, they are sent to spend the rest of their days in The Arena, where the Diamond Dog Lords hold gladiatorial games.